Friday 22 October 2010

Night of the Blue Moon


Once a year
Twice a tear
Thrice a memory still clear

Robert Sharples: Artist in Residence


MS: How's your love life then since the split?
RS: Pretty Non - existent, a couple of possibilities, but they are both pretty boring
MS: Oh right
RS: Outrageously flirting with anybody that crosses my path though
MS: How do you mean?
RS: Everyone gets a tickle, a verbal tickle.

Wednesday 11 August 2010

Thursday 5 August 2010

Thursday 8 July 2010

REASONABLE

It is beyond reasonable doubt
That ones reasonability
(one does reason)
Is by far the most reasonable

Such reasonability, then
Should reason one enough reason
To reasonably reason
With the unreasonable

This particular reason
(on which to reason,
and which one reasons)
Is quite reasonably, unreasonable

But one should also reason
The reason for reasoning
Is to reason ones own reason
Quite reasonably (within reasonable lines)

However, this particular reason
Is quite reasonably (one reasons)
Beyond reason.
Therefore, who is unreasonable?

Monday 10 May 2010

Recent Conversation

Berthe

hey

according to you, is it a donkey or a horse?

15:58Me

not sure

what do you think ?

15:59Berthe

i think it's a fucking horse

15:59Me

HA HA

Tuesday 4 May 2010

Painting and Decorating







Painstakingly monotonous.

Friday 12 March 2010

d r eams

sad happy sad sad happy happy happy sad sad happy sad happy sad sad sad sad sad sad.

Friday 5 March 2010

This Week

Please highlight

Excellent
Good
Indifferent
Bad
Miserable
All of the Above

Wednesday 3 March 2010

Shy

I thought I saw you
crossing the street
i ran over, as if to meet

and then it wasn't you and i felt stupid and all of the people were looking and they all thought i was stupid so I cried all over my new jumper and then I wet myself because I was nervous and then i went home and curled up in a ball and then I went to sleep.

Saturday 27 February 2010

Relevant Lyrics


You say your life will be the death of you
Tell me, do you wash your hair in honey dew?
And long for all of them to fall in love with you
But they never do.

Thanks Tracyanne Campbell

Thursday 24 September 2009

Thursday 3 September 2009

Tuesday 28 July 2009

Monday 27 July 2009